I was going to be a doctor.
　　我将要成为一名医生。
　　What happened to your plans?
　　你的计划怎么了?
　　I got a D in college chemistry.
　　我在大学化学考试中得了D。
　　Well, a D is better than an F.
　　好吧，D要好于F。
　　A tutor helped me get the D!
　　一个助教帮我拿到了D!
　　So, you didn't become a doctor.
　　所以，你不会成为一名医生。
　　And now I'm glad that I didn't.
　　现在我很高兴我不会成为医生。
　　Why's that?
　　为什么?
　　A hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
　　医院是世界上最危险的地方。
　　Oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.
　　噢，是的，因为那些致命的细菌。
　　If you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.
　　如果你是一名聪明的医生，你会远离医院。
　　Yes, the smart doctors are those TV news doctors-no hospitals, no patients.
　　是的，明智的医生是那些电视新闻里的医生--没有医院，没有病患。